Quiet summer so we're left with the usual horses to flog...
BRITNEY, BRITNEY, BRITNEY... Word of advice: You make it hard not to shake our heads at your crying, petulant gum-snapping visage on "Dateline", weeping about your privacy and wishing for a lower profile when mere weeks later you appear WEARING NOTHING BUT A SMILE on the cover of Harper's Bazaar.. Admit it, you can't live without our attention...
But please don't try to get it thru poetry.... I was prepared to laugh heartily at your wordsmith abilities (Hello Jewel's A NIGHT WITHOUT ARMOR!) but all I got is a jaw-breaking yawn.
It's old news but being in Montreal it was hard to escape the latest PARIS HILTON escapade. She wrecked yet more lives by going out with local hockey goalie JOSE THEODORE, whose wife promptly kicked him out when it made the cover of the local paper several days in a row here. His wife had recently given birth... JOSE was traded to Colorado after an absolutely disastrous season with the CANADIENS so they obviously deserve each other.
So the $100 question is: would you prefer once being really talented at something OR having no talent whatsoever but a massive bank account to blunt the reality of it? (Oh, and everybody saw how boring you are in bed.)
I'm on the fence....
OK, just read this: SECRET SERVICE OFFICERS recovered the memory stick and camera that contained the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt baby shower photos....AAAARRGGH!!! Since when do we treat BABY PICTURES like the Death Star's secret plan?... "HELP ME OBI-WAN KENOBI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!!".... The frikkin secret services? Have we collectively lost our mind?? How can this happen? Are they that rich, do they have that much power over us?? Celebrities need to be put in their places since obviously even the SECRET SERVICES have lost all sense of priority... no wonder SEPTEMBER 11 HAPPENED! If they want their private lives so secret why don't they PERMANENTLY hide under some African rock? Jennifer, you with me?
Saw the new Superman two days ago... Was I the only one terminally bored by the last 15-20 minutes? (or most of the flick for that matter)... Waiting for Superman to recover in an emergency room? Well, that's what he gets for being a HOMEWRECKER (Angelina Jolie for the sequel then?)... ah!
And on TV THIS WEEK: BIG BROTHER CELEBRITY ALL STARS! THURSDAY at 8pm.
This has tons of potential...for a Big Brother show. Voting is over, I didn't vote so I hope you all voted to bring Evil Dr.Will back on the game... and Kaysar....if you voted for Yvette I curse your social skills to the grave... What are you? A masochist who gets off on self-deprecating whiners??
And when can we vote for a host?
Rockstar: Supernova is also fun... Hope it does the same for these washed up rock stars what it did for INXS... Which is absolutely nothing... Is Dave Navarro still part of the deal ? Coz I'm in constant awe of his beard-sculting skills... find out on WEDNESDAY !
Anyways....
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