Vincent Gallo: You Want His Baby?

An Internet site is offering controversial filmmaker Vincent Gallo's sperm for sale for $1 million.

VGmerchandise.com -- which calls itself "the official Web site for Vincent Gallo merchandise" -- includes a detailed agreement whereby wannabe mothers can pay for Gallo to inseminate them by in vitro fertilization or even naturally for an extra $500,000, a fee it alleges he will waive if he deems the woman attractive enough.

The offer was available on auction Web site eBay earlier this week, but the listing has since been removed.

The site details the actor/director's physical attributes: "Mr. Gallo is 5 feet, 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen 'The Brown Bunny,' you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy."

It also recommends his sharp features would "blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female."

However, "The purchaser must find another surname for the child."

(sfgate)