Madonna seethed the other night when British TV personality Jonathan Ross made fun of her adoption of a Malawi urchin.
"Congratulations on your little lovely black baby, David," Ross gushed as she made a surprise appearance at the British Comedy Awards. "Are you stopping there, or getting more? When I went to Africa, all I got was a wallet."
The furious Material Mom shot back, "You might go home with a black eye!" She later skipped the after-party.