Mr. Blackwell Announces Worst Dress List

• Britney Spears: From the 'Princess of Pop' to the ultimate 'Fashion Flop,'" sneers Blackwell of Spears, claiming the new mom "looks like an over-the-hill Lolita."
• Mary Kate Olsen: "In bag lady rags that look depressingly decayed – forget the 'accessories' and buy some Raid."
• Jessica Simpson: "It's time to sack the stylist and divorce the designer … she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin' hash in a Vegas diner."
• Eva Longoria: "Gorgeous face, garish taste ... what a waste."
• Mariah Carey: "The world applauds your musical emancipation ... but please – leave that body to our imagination."
• Paris Hilton: The Burger Queen Sensation may be very rich – but she still looks like yesterday's cheesecake ... with a side of kitsch."
• Anna Nicole Smith: "Queen Kong."
• Shakira: "Coiffure by Medusa ... clothes by the Marquis De Sade."
• Lindsay Lohan: "The Teen Scream defines 'Fashion Fright' – looks like she's aged 30 years overnight."
• Renee Zellweger: "Runs the gamut from Kewpi Doll Dreck to Red Carpet Wreck … she looks like a painted pumpkin – on a pogo stick."

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