Did you all watch American Idol earlier this week? If you did, then you must have seen Crystal Parizanski - the bleach blonde with bad makeup, horrible fake tan and really bad speaking skills. She's a future porn star (which is funny because on her MySpace site she says her future career is not to become a porn star).
"I think I'm kinda like Christina Aguilera because like I, I have attitude like I'm gonna do it like no one matter what no one's gonna stop me," said Parizanski.
Her audition went something like this:
Crystal :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy :: HEY!!!!!!!!
Crystal :: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]
Simon :: Yes, the tan.
Crystal :: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-
Simon :: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Okay, I'm singing "And I'm Telling You" by Jennifer Holliday.
Simon :: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Oh, my sun tan? ...I go tanning?
Simon :: Nooooooooooo!
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1 Comments:
This was SO hilarious! I just watched this clip last week and I laughed my arse off. It's said. It's funny.
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