(CNN) -- "The Dukes of Hazzard" is a prime example of a sad Hollywood habit: taking a popular -- but rather dumb -- TV show and turning it into a totally stupid and meaningless film. This flick is a car wreck with boobs.
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"With no plot, character or dialogue worth experiencing, let alone remembering, the film merely occupies space on the screen and hopes for the best."
-- Kenneth Turan, LOS ANGELES TIMES
"Heck, suck the exhaust fumes from a 1969 orange Dodge Charger. But whatever you do, no matter how big a fan you were of the show, do yourself a favor by skipping the movie."
-- Phil Villarreal, ARIZONA DAILY STAR
"A black hole of a movie without anything original to do or interesting to say. That it isn't outright terrible only makes its utter pointlessness all the more glaring."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM
"Stupid enough to make Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 and Cannonball Run 2 suddenly seem like paragons of wit and high comedy."
-- Chuck O'Leary, FANTASTICA DAILY
"When a movie’s misogyny is battling its racism for screen time, you know the project is in trouble. "
-- Jon Niccum, LAWRENCE JOURNAL-WORLD
"It all backfires worse than the General Lee before a tune-up by Cooter. "
-- Nell Minow, MOVIE MOM AT YAHOO! MOVIES
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"With no plot, character or dialogue worth experiencing, let alone remembering, the film merely occupies space on the screen and hopes for the best."
-- Kenneth Turan, LOS ANGELES TIMES
"Heck, suck the exhaust fumes from a 1969 orange Dodge Charger. But whatever you do, no matter how big a fan you were of the show, do yourself a favor by skipping the movie."
-- Phil Villarreal, ARIZONA DAILY STAR
"A black hole of a movie without anything original to do or interesting to say. That it isn't outright terrible only makes its utter pointlessness all the more glaring."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM
"Stupid enough to make Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 and Cannonball Run 2 suddenly seem like paragons of wit and high comedy."
-- Chuck O'Leary, FANTASTICA DAILY
"When a movie’s misogyny is battling its racism for screen time, you know the project is in trouble. "
-- Jon Niccum, LAWRENCE JOURNAL-WORLD
"It all backfires worse than the General Lee before a tune-up by Cooter. "
-- Nell Minow, MOVIE MOM AT YAHOO! MOVIES
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Hey, Ben "Cooter" Jones is urging the public to pass up the movie. He feels it doesn't do the series justice. On that subject, did I mention that I have met the one and only "Cooter?" Yep, I saw the real General Lee at COoter's Place in Gatlinburg, TN. Check out my blog and I'll post a pic I have of my son in front of it.
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